Michael Phelps isn't the only person in the world that is losing endorsement
deals left and right. Chris Brown had his DoubleMint Gum commercials frozen
after beating the shit out of his girlfriend Rihanna. And now the milk companies
or the cows or whoever does the got milk commercials have suspended their
magazine ads featuring Chris Brown. The only real good news I can report is
that Rihanna is cooperating with the police to press full charges against Brown.
I can't keep ranting on how much of a little bitch Chris Brown is, so this will
probably be the last time I write about this. But I am not making any promises.
Soon we will hear what the jail term carries in the assault and Rihanna will
eventually emerge with bruises and gashes on her face. Or maybe the photos
that the police took on the scene will be leaked onto the internet. Whichever
happens first you will see them here. Heres to you Rihanna. I hope you enjoy
your time in the pokey getting poked Chris.
