Last seen heading northbound in L.A. No but seriously this dipshit got
released today. I should be writing about more serious stories like
how Chris Benoit murdered his family and then himself. But Paris
Hilton is special, so I'll stick with her. Apparently the entire way
home the paparazzi took pictures non stop. And what will be her
first meal as a free woman? Taco Bell. I personally would hop
a jet to Vegas and get some 7 star cuisine with her kind of money
but we all have our little favorites. Paris is set to be on Larry
King tonight, where she is scheduled to get up on a soapbox and
tell the world how she is reformed and will start acting like the smart
person she is. This whole "reformed" act is bulshit,she will be back at
Les Deux chugging tequilla and flashing her va jay jay while
exiting a car in no time, and then we will see the true Paris Hilton
once again.A sketch by Paris Hilton below.
