Reese Witherspoon did a love scene with RPatz for Water For Elephants and she said he had such a severe cold that he was sniffling the whole time and it was a turn off. I am not sure what is so special about Jim Toth and why she thinks he is sexy and in the same breath turn down Robert Pattinson but I always had her pinned as a closet lesbian so I am not surprised at all really.
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Reese Witherspoon did a love scene with RPatz for Water For Elephants and she said he had such a severe cold that he was sniffling the whole time and it was a turn off. I am not sure what is so special about Jim Toth and why she thinks he is sexy and in the same breath turn down Robert Pattinson but I always had her pinned as a closet lesbian so I am not surprised at all really.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who have been seen with each other so many times that it seems like they are married spent New Years even in London cause I guess Robert is from there or some shit. I don't watch Twilight and tv all that often so I don't think I have actually ever heard this dude speak so I am not sure if he has an English accent or not. Anyway, they rang in the new year together in Britain. I am told Robert was in such a good mood that he had seconds of tea and crumpets.
Last night was the MTV movie awards and since MTV sucks at making movies besides Napoleon Dynamite and Jailbait, I didn't watch. The only awards show thaat I watch is the VMAs and since they announced a few months back that MTV would no longer be showing music videos and that they will be a reality tv channel, I guess that means no more VMAs. I could give a flying fuck less that Kristen Stewart is kissing Robert Pattinson cause he is the only guy that will put up with her constant pot smoking and lack of bathing. I am sure he is the same way but we just don't have the pictures to prove it.
Oprah is a hoss heffer who thinks she is better than everyone so it is no surprise to me that she took it upon herself to ask probing questions to Twilight star Robert Pattinson and expected to get a straight answer. However, when Oprah asked him about his love life with Kristen Stewart, he said that she is pregnant. I think both of these guys are fucking losers and I could give a shit less if they decided to have puppies. If given the ultimatum, yes, I would probably bang Kristen Stewart just to say I banged her but nothing special would be about it. I haven't seen any photographs of her sporting a baby bump so I guess only time will tell. Chances are tthis drug addled bitch will get an abortion which will start another Juno-like trend where teenagers across America will get pregnant, just to abort the motherfucker. Congrats Kristen. You are a trendsetter.
Bar Refaeli is in a bikini and the world isricher for it.
[ The Blemish ]
Robert Pattinson is made of wax.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
More celebs at The Ivy.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Larry King is smoking a blunt.
[ City Rag ]
Mila Kunis is in GQ. If I already posted this,
it is worth posting again.
[ Daily Stab ]
Peaches Geldof is topless.
[ Egotastic ]
Get the lead out in checkout lines.
[ Secret Ninja ]
