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Showing posts with label Joe Jonas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Jonas. Show all posts

Joe Jonas Is Solo Now

Posted by mista
It seems that Joe Jonas is going to go solo on his next album ( his little brother already did it). And let's face it, no one in The Jonas Brothers really has any talent other than looking pretty and pretending to strum guitars. Besides they are all older now and little girls don't idolize and worship old men, they worship teens. Plus they probably have different voices by now and aren't able to sing some of their older stuff. Doesn't matter. This dude will fall into obscurity soon enough.

Joe Jonas is dating some hotty from Twilight that showed off her naughty bits about a year or so back. Her name is Ashley Greene and I am sure she will have no career after Twilight is done with but Joe Jonas is already on the downward spiral of his career so it seems that these two are made for each other. Anyway, he bought her a gold bracelet that he thought was coach that Ashley immediately recognized as being Chanel. I am not sure what those words mean cause I am the last dude to ask fashion advice for but it sounds expensive. Hopefully this will get her in the sack. Congrats in advance Joe.