Jessica Biel who just split with Justin Timberlake for not possessing a penis has her eyes set on former Jennifer Aniston fling Gerard Butler. If I had my way with Jennifer Aniston then I would be looking for nothing but 24 karat pieces of ass. In fact, it would be too hard to try to top Aniston so more than likely I would just stick with her.
Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Biel. Show all posts
Jessica Biel who just split with Justin Timberlake for not possessing a penis has her eyes set on former Jennifer Aniston fling Gerard Butler. If I had my way with Jennifer Aniston then I would be looking for nothing but 24 karat pieces of ass. In fact, it would be too hard to try to top Aniston so more than likely I would just stick with her.
Mila Kunis who is definitely one of the hottest chick sin Hollywood is claiming that she has nothing to do with the split up between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. I believe that because I think that Justin Timberlake is secretly in the closet and that is why he was dating Jessica Biel's butch ass in the first place. He needs to remember that gay or not, he is one of the most eligible bachelors in the world and if he has a shot at Mila Kunis pussy, He needs to jump all over that shit like white on rice. That is my professional dating advice.
It seems like every few months Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake break up or one of them sleeps around with someone else or some other bullshit and no one can ever seem to confirm or deny that the two have officially split. So I bring you yet another possible break up but if it is true, I guess it is good? I already saw Biel naked in a few movies and she very skillfully hides her penis in nude scenes in movie so I am not interested in seeing full frontal. And I am not worried about dating her because if I said "I love your body" and she didn't approve she would probably TKO my ass with a left hook. Too butch for my taste.
Jessica Biel is filming her new movie Powder Blue, and apparently
she plays the part of the most normal looking girl in the wold. She
doesn't look bad just normal. I till say if I ever met her in real life
she would punch me in the face. She is just butch like that. This
will probably be the last Jessica Biel post here because she has aleady
made the decision not to go nude in any of her movies. Which sucks.
But if you are niot gonna have nude Jessica Biel, then why have any
Jessica Biel at all?
Jessica Biel is on the cover of Elle and looks great. She almost looks
womanly. Not that she looks like a boy, but she does look butch
enough to punch me in the face if I said something like "nice rack."
Here she is, and don't go and buy the issue cause its lame, just look at
the pictures here. We're sexier.
You know, dating a celebrity by means of my own charm is
one of the things I think about often, but just shelling out
cash to win a date, is a whole new concept. A man known as
'John' has won a date at Mollypalooza with Jessica Biel. The
auction was held by Make The Difference Network, and was
targeting teenagers and high school kids to win the auction.
However a collection of horny old men showed up, and the
winning bid was cast at $30,000. You can get more info at
JessicaBiel.com Mollypalooza2 is in the works, and rumoring
Jessica Alba.
