I love D-Listers. I love them more than probably anything else in the world of
tabloids. So when TMZ dropped this bomb on their site, I immediately took
advantage of it. Jake 'The Snake" Roberts was in a wrestling match for Firestorm
Pro wrestling league and he was found unconscious in the back room with mini-
ature airplane booze bottles surrounding him. When he was awakened he re-
quested and 8 ball. When he didn't get that he decided to go ahead and go out
there and wrestle. He "fought" J.T. Lightning. Yes I am sure that is his real name.
When Jake The Snake did not respond to any of J.T.'s fake blows, J.T. grabbed
the microphone and said " I've wrestled drug addicts ... You are a peice of shit
Snake.You gypped these people. Fuck you!" Damn! those are some harsh words
from another fake wrestler. I am surprised Jake The Snake took it. However,
after he went backstage he punched a wall and broke his hand. He was not
arrested after refusing medical treatment. I love D-Listers! I hope he gets all
coked up and does this again. Also, when the wrestler J.T. Lightning got in his
face in the ring, Jake The Snake pulled down the front of his pants and exposed
his penis. I am not making that last part up. Pretty outrageous.
