It seems like everyone is checking themselves into rehab these days.
Unless you are Britney Spears where you are being checked in involuntarily.
Eva Mendes has checked herself into rehab, Cirque Lodge rehab to be exact.
Now she didn't just do this. She has been in there for three weels and for
some reason no one heard about it. The reason being she is batting a
"substance abuse" problem. What substance? All I know is that she
needs to get out quick so she can pose in bikinis on the beach and
arouse me. Thats her main job. Now she doesn't actually have a "lucritave"
acting career, she was in Ghost Rider which is crap. Its ok though. Because
when an actress doesn't have a good acting career they are more likely
to pose nude or have a sex tape surface. We have already seen her bare her
ass for PETA, which was actually a picture from a photoshoot she did before.
But we still have a possibility of a sex tape. With whom is up for grabs.
But I am hoping for another women. Maybe like Paris Hilton.
