Slam! Du du du- du du du. Paris Hilton, our American royalty
attention queen, is going to the slammer for 45 days. Now you
read all about the charges here the other day. Her sentence
starts June 5, if she doesn't show up, the senence doubles.
She will do her time at Century Regional Detention Center.
She will spend 23 hours a day in a 12-8 foot cell. Oddly, she
won't even get 3 hots and a cot. She will only get dinner as a
warm meal. And chicken is the only meat they serve. She will
get her own cell, but will have to shower with the other inmates.
So there is still a chance she will come out with a I love Betty
tattoo on her ass.
