Angelina Jolie was seen wearing a loose dress at the SAG Awards with her
husband Brad Pitt. This caused many speculators to assume she is pregnant.
Now that is just the cat's pajamas. Wouldn't it be great to have Angelina
Jolie to have yet another human soul to take care of? I don't think so.
I think she has enough kids to take care of. Not to mention she has already
said she is going to adopt another black child so it will "even the racial
tones of her family." If she does have her own child, I hope they name
it Zimbabwe or some other stupid fucking name so it will blend in with
the other offspring of the Jolie-Pitt brood.