Celebrity News

Crystal Harris who is engaged to Playboy CEO and editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner was caught holding hands with a young man in L.A. and the man is no other than Dr.Phil's son! She is good looking, not as good looking as most of the girls who grace the pages of Playboy but good looking nonetheless. I don't blame her for wanting to get laid by a guy who can actually get it up without viagra but I would assume that the relationship between her and Hugh is over.

Hugh Hefner who is probably living every bachelors dream did the stupidest fucking thing imaginable this Christmas weekend. He got engaged! He could just continue on with his life and continue to fuck all the hottest chicks he wants but instead he decided to limit himself to one girl, Crystal Harris. Don't get me wrong, if I had a chick like Crystal I would pop the question too in fears of losing her but it seems like there are always hotter and younger chicks coming to the pages of Playboy all the time and Hugh has a decent shot of fucking most, if not all, of them. So anyway, congrats. I guess.

The other day Hugh Hefner made a super big donation to the city of Hollywood or whoever is in control of the Hollywood sign. They were about to take it down ( cause they're fucking idiots) and they were raising money to keep the sign there. Hugh Hefner stepped in and made a huge donation and now the sign will remain. Besides popping viagra and banging bunnies, I am glad this old fdude made himself useful. Cause his magazine is going under slowly. The only thing people get to look forward to in the pages of Playboy is Heidi Montag's giant tits and that isn't something I really look forward to.