So let's see. What Christmas miracles are being reported in the tabloids
today? The answer, 0. OK so it is not totally dead, it just seems that way
because everyone is too busy opening presents and gording themselves
on their Christmas day breakfast. Lohan claims her father cheated on her
mother which is true because he has a child to prove it. Eva LaRue is
getting married and Lance Armstrong is having another kid even though
he has one testicle. More sexy news to come tomorrow. Until then, big love.
