Britney Spears has been around for a while and people tend to focus more on
the meltdown, her shaving her head, attacking a paparazzi with an umbrella
and her love affair with Cheetos. But this is the holiday season so I will be
nice and focus more on her highlights of her career. I would put little captions
with each picture posted above, but blogger is a piece of shit so I will write
about them down here. The top 10 highlights include 1. Her breakout video
in 1999 where she made school girls hot again. But let's face it, school girls
were hot long before Britney Spears came on the scene. 2. Britney Spears
stars in Crossroads which is ultimatley the worst chick flick I have ever saw
but it did get Britney a nomination for Best Breakthrough Performance. 3.
She appeared naked on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Britney Spears looks
good and looks even better naked but this pregnancy was samwiched between
days of her looking incredibly ugly and having multiple breakouts of some fairly
bad acne. So this is neithe here nor there. Unless you are in to fucking pregnant
chicks, if so then you're welcome. 4. Piece of Me wins 3 VMA's. Basically the
entire career of Britney Spears is owed to MTV so this doesn't surprise many
people. In Fact TRL only started in 1998 and ended in 2008 so it was almost
an entire show dedicated to no one but Britney Spears. I am sure Womanizer
will win more awards in weeks to come. 5. Toxic wins a Grammy. It is a great
song and was the last song that was a hit before Britney's life started going
down hill real fast. 6. Britney Spears lands a huge deal with Pepsi. By huge
I am assuming they are talking about a paycheck because she only did one
Pepsi commercial that aired once during the Superbowl. I love Pepsi, Britney
Spears? Not so much. 7. 1999 VMA debut. Yea she went 14 times platinum
and performed with NSYNC. Looked pretty slutty. 8. 2001 performance at
the VMA's of I'm A Slave 4 U. It is hands down my favorite Britney Spears
song and she performed with a giant snake on her shoulder. It reminded
me of the time I took out my penis and, well nevermind. 9. 2003 Britney
and Madonna kissed on stage. I think it was a little bit hotter that less
than a second after that Madonna Kissed Christina Aguilera. Madonna is
one of the fugliest women in Hollywood so it would have been a lot more
hotter if they would have cut out the middle man and Britney just kissed
Xtina. But this is an imperfect world. 10. Womanizer goes #1 on the Bill-
board top 40. It is getting a lot of radio play and she is currently touring
performing the song at all the venues that will take her. Oh yea and she
is naked in the video. You don't see anything but due to past upskirts
and nipple slips, trust me, you want her naked body to be part of the
imagination. That all folks. To read more check out BuddyTV.com
for more on this starlets amazing career. Me? I will probably bash her
in the weeks to come.
