It seems that Jennifer Aniston finds a way to get dumped even when she is
not dating anyone. It is being reported AGAIN that Jennifer Aniston got dumped
AGAIN. I am going to take her side on this one and say that she wanted to be
single. She was photographed with a mystery man about a month ago, maybe
sooner. Apparently the dumping occured just after The Golden Globes by
Mayer himself. I think Mayer is a really cool guy and has some awesome
tattos, but does he think he can really do better than Jennifer Aniston?
I mean sure he could to better, but sexually? Jen I bet is a tiger in bed
and I doubt John could top her. But when it comes to actually "being friends"
and trying to maintain a relationship with has got to be one of the most
boring endeavors ever enacted upon by human man. Instead, be shallow
John. Date bar room floozys. Get laid and get alid often. This will make up
for the hole in your heart. Which is probably healing up nicely since the
only person who you hurt was the soulless Jennifer Aniston. So sleep with
many and sleep with them often. And take a few pics if you have the time.
Be sure to share them with all your buddies on Facebook too. I am sure
they would appreciate them.
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