Amanda Bynes has dumped her ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and is officially
back on the market. I can not tell you how much I wanna fuck this gal. The 2
have been dating late last year but since none of her friends trusted him and
thought he was usuing her simply for her fame, she dumped his ass. Unfortun-
atley, Amanda is one of those top league chicks who knows just how hot they
are and will not date anyone who is "below" her. Which pretty much takes me
out of the picture. So far, this Reinhardt dude is one of my idols. He dated and
probably fucked Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. He needs to write a tell
all. After this split he will probably be back with another hot chick and we will
see more of him in the tabloids. He is a baseball player by the way. No word
on what team he plays for, but he is apparently pretty good. Minor leaguers
don't fuck Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. Even further good news about
Amanda, she never wants to marry! she said she would feel trapped by marriage
and wants to stay single or unwed for the foreseeable future. This girl keeps
getting better and better. I will fuck, I mean date, you Amanda. You can trust me.
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