Elizabeth Hurley filed for divorce from her husband yesterday which means I can now hit on her at bars. Sorry... I mean pubs. I can treat her to a warm guiness and fish and chips if she likes. Hell, I can even give up brushing my teeth. As long as she is cool with a jacked up grill going down on her. If she is cool with that, then she is woman of the year.
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Elizabeth Hurley filed for divorce from her husband yesterday which means I can now hit on her at bars. Sorry... I mean pubs. I can treat her to a warm guiness and fish and chips if she likes. Hell, I can even give up brushing my teeth. As long as she is cool with a jacked up grill going down on her. If she is cool with that, then she is woman of the year.
Elizabeth Hurley in all her hotness glory is now free to be chosen in a lineup of who to have sex with tonight like Caligula if ever such a stud muffin existed. She is not quite 100% back on the market as she is still married but I am sure she will quickly move on from that loser in no time at all. I am no expert but this broad better hook up with someone new ( i.e. me) and do it quick because this chick is in like her 60's and she isn't getting any younger any quicker.
Elizabeth Hurley hasn't done much lately. She attempted to get
some attention by having a Hindu wedding, after already being
married in traditional Christian fashion. But all that is getting her
is 3 years in the Hindu slammer. She threw a $3.9 million wedding
in an attempt to get some attention from tabloids, and shared
the photos with Hello! magazine. Which I guess in Britain is Ello!
Her husband Arun Nayar is Hindu so they decided to have it in his
tradition, and totally fucked it up. There is a sacred fire and they kissed
next to it, they weren't supposed to . Then she wore leather shoes
in a country that worships the cow. Now this shit isn't illegal, but
in Johdpur, it really fucking is. They live there, and residents are
seeking charges which carry a 3 year jail term. By the way happy
Friday the fuckteenth everyone!
London, Jan 7: One person who is almost sure to be absent from Elizabeth Hurley’s extravagant five-day Indian wedding is her former partner of 13-years Hugh Grant.As to what is keeping Grant, who is still on great terms with Hurley, away from the wedding, well it seems that his current lady love Jemima Khan is the woman pulling the strings that are holding him back.
Jemima and Hurley’s relationship is nothing less than acidic, and the heiress has reportedly confided to pals that she would 'rather eat her left arm', than attend the ‘Bedazzled’ star’s big day.
A pal revealed that since Jemima and Hurley’s dislike for each other knows no bounds, there isn’t any doubt that the heiress’ presence will be a no-show. What’s left to be seen, however, is whether Grant will be able to make it to the nuptials.
"Elizabeth and Jemima hate each other so there's no way Jemima would go. Elizabeth has spent New Year in India making sure all the plans are in place. She'll be pretty miffed if Hugh doesn't come because they are still great friends but I'm sure she's mature enough to understand the situation," the Daily Mail quoted the pal, as saying.
Elizabeth HurleyBritish model/actress Elizabeth Hurley and her businessman fiance Arun Nayar are flying guests to India for an extravagant five-day wedding celebration - according to newspaper reports.The couple are planning to get married in an English ceremony on 3rd March before heading to India - Nayar's birthplace - two days later to continue Their $870,000 wedding party.
They have invited guests, who are expected to include Hugh Grant and Sir Elton John, to a five-day bash from March 5-10, which is to be held in locations across India from "Bombay to Rajasthan".
A friend of the couple told British newspaper The Mirror, "While the UK wedding will be a quiet affair, the Indian celebration will be over-the-top and flamboyant. Elizabeth is hoping that all their friends will be able to make all five days. It will certainly be a wedding party to remember. Elizabeth doesn't do anything by halves. There are already all sorts of rumours about what she's planning - but it will definitely be lavish."
Asian News InternationalUdaipur, December 22, 2006
British model and actress Liz (Elizabeth) Hurley was spotted in Udaipur on Thursday, basking in the sun on a boat in one of the many lakes.
The actress, who is to marry her India-born beau Arun Nayar sometime soon, is in the country for a shoot for a swimwear collection.
The brunette, who was with British actor Hugh Grant for over ten years, has several Hollywood films to her credit, including a role as the 'Devil' in 'Bedazzled'.
She was also the face of international make-up and skincare brand Estee Lauder.
Hurley, who has a son by film producer Steve Bing, had earlier denied any plans of marrying businessman boyfriend Nayar, who recently divorced his Italian wife.
Hurley is said to be learning Hindi to please her fiancé and his family, and has paid several visits to India of late.
British model and actress Liz (Elizabeth) Hurley was spotted in Udaipur on Thursday, basking in the sun on a boat in one of the many lakes.
The actress, who is to marry her India-born beau Arun Nayar sometime soon, is in the country for a shoot for a swimwear collection.
The brunette, who was with British actor Hugh Grant for over ten years, has several Hollywood films to her credit, including a role as the 'Devil' in 'Bedazzled'.
She was also the face of international make-up and skincare brand Estee Lauder.
Hurley, who has a son by film producer Steve Bing, had earlier denied any plans of marrying businessman boyfriend Nayar, who recently divorced his Italian wife.
Hurley is said to be learning Hindi to please her fiancé and his family, and has paid several visits to India of late.
