Elizabeth Hurley hasn't done much lately. She attempted to get
some attention by having a Hindu wedding, after already being
married in traditional Christian fashion. But all that is getting her
is 3 years in the Hindu slammer. She threw a $3.9 million wedding
in an attempt to get some attention from tabloids, and shared
the photos with Hello! magazine. Which I guess in Britain is Ello!
Her husband Arun Nayar is Hindu so they decided to have it in his
tradition, and totally fucked it up. There is a sacred fire and they kissed
next to it, they weren't supposed to . Then she wore leather shoes
in a country that worships the cow. Now this shit isn't illegal, but
in Johdpur, it really fucking is. They live there, and residents are
seeking charges which carry a 3 year jail term. By the way happy
Friday the fuckteenth everyone!
