And I am willing to assist her in any way
she feels necessary. [ The Blemish ]
Heather Mills can dance. Despite her
maimed extremity. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Paris Hilton stills remembers firecrotch.
As I am sure Lindsay Lohan still remembers
the arsenal of herpees meds found in Paris'
storage locker. [ Egotastic ]
Kim Kardashian doesn't just like getting
peed on, she likes getting peed on by football
players. [ Fatback and Collards ]
J-Lo and Marc Anothony are suing the
enquirer for exposing their heroin
source. [ Glitterati ]
Candice Swanepoel in her skippies.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]
Spiderman 4. No money sans snaggletooth.
[ Popoholic ]
Paris Hilton is selling her watch. So she
can know what time to make another porno.
[ Pop On The Pop ]
Simon Cowell thinks his little show is more
important than Virginia Tech. [ DListed ]
