Crossing the Blues




















You know what they say. Four is company, 5 is a Hollywood
socialite gone crazy. Only a couple weeks have passed since
Angelina Jolie brought home Pax, a 4 year old Vietnamese boy
to be the new member of her family. Right now Jolie has sent
lawyers to the third world country to work on adoption papers
for a 1 year old girl from Oure Cassoni in Chad. From the picture
above, I am guessing that is the child, hence the rope tied to
its foot so it cannot get away when Adoptelina returns. " She
is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer." A source
told London's News of the World. What she is going to do with the
kids I don't know. Turn them into Beverly Hills brats I guess,
who get into fender benders on Sunset Blvd. nightly I suppose.
Angelina herself is saying, " Should you balance the races, so theres
another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian
person in the house for Mad? We think so." By we she means her.
Cause I am sure Brad isn't thrilled about adopting another child when
they are both perfectly capable of having their own kids. Angelina
wants a "balance" in her house. So when they are kids, instead of
building a fort and playing games like boys vs. girls it will be more
like Asians vs. Blacks. Nice. If they are striving for balance and equality
then that means Angelina has to get knocked up after they put their
down payment on their current kid. Seriously , if you're a kid and you
hear about a celebrity coming to your neck of the desert, just go
and pet the lions.