Former actress and current marital slave Katie Holmes
is apparently trying to convince gold digger extraordinareVictoria Beckham to try a new type of yogurt. She tells
Beckham that the best part of her day is sitting on the
couch with Tom chowing down getting seconds and
thirds every night. I expected that to be the highlight of
her life. I mean being married to Tom Cruise would not
warrant rampid sex or personal freedom. Instead the
only thing she can enjoy now is the flavor she gets from her
natural, life necessity task of eating. What do they talk about?
What movie to be in next? Scientology? Or do they just rehearse
the lines Katie must say to the media, prewritten by Tom?
The flavor is Green Tea Flavored yogurt. Yuck.
