Celebrity News

Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow was on Glee? Of course not because my readers are not losers and don't watch shit like that. But you can take my word for it and while she was on the show she asked a class of students is "Lindsay Lohan was crazy" and "how many time has she been to rehab?" etc. This deeply hurt Lindsay but apparently not enough for her to get a MESSAGE instead she buried her feeling in cocaine and amphetamines. All this is coming out with an exclusive interview with Dina Lohan over at Radar.

Here is a clip from this morning's Today Show where Dina Lohan goes on the show and defends Lindsay and bad mouths the old judge. This bitch is so delusional that it makes me sick. I can not believe that she still thinks everything is hunky dory with Lindsay even though she has an amphetamine and sleeping pill addiction. While she was at it she mentioned that Michael Lohan, who has been doing nothing but helping Lindsay, is a bad parent. Watch the clip if you like but the only word I could use to describe Dina in this video is defensive. She has an attitude problem and I was waiting for Matt Lauer to reach over and pimpsmack this bitch.

Lindsay Lohan will be spending the next 82 days in rehab and she is not allowed to have anyone that is not a blood relative visit for the foreseeable future. Which means basically that only Ali ( Lindsay's little sister ) and Dina ( LiLo's mom ) will come and see her because Lindsay wants to have nothing to do with her dad. Lindsay has an assistant, how she affords one I will never know, but the assistant has basically been putting up with all of Ali and Dina's bullshit while LiLo "cures" herself. Aside from having contests on who can break the mirror the fastest when their ugly mugs look into it, I am not sure what Dina and Ali do with their day. Probably find ways of sucking off the teet of LiLo apparently.

It seems that Lindsay Lohan's legal troubles are not going anywhere and I am going to make a prediction right now that by the end of the month the bitch will be sentenced to jail. Seeing as that Paris Hilton is her lifelong idol, this is a good thing for her. Of course Dina Lohan is in town to make sure Lindsay doesn't do anything crazy but I am not sure her mother is the most positive influence on her daughter. They were out until early this AM partying before the deposition and more than likely LiLo showed up to court either drunk or hung over. LiLo is SERIOUSLY getting old and I wish she was not a paparazzi target anymore. I guess I will get my wish when this bitch goes to the clink.