Crossing the Blues
Showing posts with label Ali Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ali Lohan. Show all posts

LiLo's Assistant Is Busy

Posted by mista
Lindsay Lohan will be spending the next 82 days in rehab and she is not allowed to have anyone that is not a blood relative visit for the foreseeable future. Which means basically that only Ali ( Lindsay's little sister ) and Dina ( LiLo's mom ) will come and see her because Lindsay wants to have nothing to do with her dad. Lindsay has an assistant, how she affords one I will never know, but the assistant has basically been putting up with all of Ali and Dina's bullshit while LiLo "cures" herself. Aside from having contests on who can break the mirror the fastest when their ugly mugs look into it, I am not sure what Dina and Ali do with their day. Probably find ways of sucking off the teet of LiLo apparently.






























It seems that the smallest offspring of the Lohan brood will be making her
big-screen debut with a movie called Mostly Ghostly. Eck, I could care less.
Whats wild about this whole thing is she will be playing a high school senior
when in real life she is only 14 years old. How can she pull that off? I guess
we will find out when the movie hits theatres. I gotta say she is not nearly
as attractive as her older sister. And probably isn't nearly as screwed up.
But give her time. Like all child stars including Lindsay Lohan, she will end
up blowing guys for coke and binging on alcohol like there is no tomorrow.
So good luck Ali.