I have lost track of how many women Tiger Woods slept with over th last year or
whatever but I really couldn't care less. The important thing is, this fine piece of
ass that is sprawled out naked on the bed (above) got to bang the golf legend. I
would cheat on Elin Woods too if I had this to come back to. I don't know why Vanity
Fair thought it was pertinent to do an interview with her this far along in the game
but here it is and it makes me a happy man.