I am sure Tiger Woods apologized the other week not because he was sorry, but because
he wanted to hit some balls without reporters and standers by asking him questions about
his relationship with his wife and 14 other mistresses. He was photographed practicing today
at a golf course near his house. It is a good place to practice too because the next golf tourn-
ament he plans on playing in is that very golf course. I still admire Tiger for his athletic skill
and still think he is pretty cool for sleeping with all those chicks instead of settling for the
old pussy day in and day out. But I still think he is a pussy schmuck for not apologizing
sooner and taking questions from the press. So 2/3's cool and 1/3 pussy.
