Celebrity News

Katherine Heigl was at some awards show when the strap broke on her dress and

she almost flashed her breast until the super gay, penisless Billy Bush swooped in

and said she was having a wardrobe malfuntion. We were this close to seeing some-

thing I have wanted to see since seeing Knocked Up. Fuckin' loser.

It is being reported today that Katherine Heigl is about to be relieved of her services

over at ABC on the show Grey's Anatomy and can persue her acting career in movies.

What Katherine fails to realize is that she is only relevant because of her duties on

Grey's Anatomy. I guess she thinks that since Knocked Up was such a huge success

that she is this a-lister now but that couldn't be farther from the truth.