Crossing the Blues

Khloe Kardashian Is Gross

Posted by mista
Last night on Conan all three of the Kardashian sisters were guests and they whored out their superficial shit to the people at TBS in hopes of getting more views on their show when Khloe Kardashian revealed that she put Mayonaisse on her vagina to "make it shine like the top of the Chrysler building". Personally, if I went down on a girl and it tasted like a turkey club sandwich, there wouldn't be a toilet bowl big enough to contain all the vomit sprewing out of my mouth. But these are the Kardashians and if you have sex with them and a funky tasting snatch is the worst part of the experience, you should consider yourself lucky.