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Showing posts with label Khloe Kardashian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Khloe Kardashian. Show all posts

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Maury Povich will sell you a young girl's virginity- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Katy Perry flashes her panties- Celebrity Hot Sauce

Khloe Kardashian is claiming to have been "raped" my TSA- Earsucker

Michelle Keegan in a bikini- Fit Fab Celeb

Lauren Conrad one of the highest paid reality stars- Have U Heard

Kelsey Grammer got engaged- Hilary Shepherd

Christina Applegate is pregnant and pole dancing- Hollywood Hiccups

Paris Hilton is keeping up with the Kardashians- I Need My Fix

Liz Hurley is boobalicious- Lickable Celebs

Jim Carrey's daughter is back on the market- Oh The Scandal

Khloe Kardashian Is Gross

Posted by mista
Last night on Conan all three of the Kardashian sisters were guests and they whored out their superficial shit to the people at TBS in hopes of getting more views on their show when Khloe Kardashian revealed that she put Mayonaisse on her vagina to "make it shine like the top of the Chrysler building". Personally, if I went down on a girl and it tasted like a turkey club sandwich, there wouldn't be a toilet bowl big enough to contain all the vomit sprewing out of my mouth. But these are the Kardashians and if you have sex with them and a funky tasting snatch is the worst part of the experience, you should consider yourself lucky.


It seems that Khloe Kardashian wants some much needed attention after living in her sister's shadow for so long. I am not talking about Kim, bitch has an ass shadow so big it needs it's own zip code. No I am talking about Kourtney and how she has a kid and people, mainly the paparazzi, and fighting tooth and nail to get some exclusive shots of her playing with her kid just like the paparazzi does with every celeb. Now Khloe can have her own little photo ops. I hope she is proud.