Crossing the Blues
Ted Williams, the hobo with the golden voice, was detained by the police because of an argument he had with his daughter in the lobby of a hotel. I heard this dude's voice on the first YouTube video of him and I gotta say it was perfect for radio. Since the video was posted, offers came flooding in from all over the country for him to do voice-overs and he inked a deal with Kraft cheese worth thousands. That is pretty cool. I am gonna make a sign that says I was born with a golden voice and then when people see me on the highway they can ask me to prove it and when I shatter their windshield with a high pitched scream, they will throw all their money at me and speed away.