Natalie Portman who has been busy as fuck lately making movies and millions of dollars is saying that she is "very superstitious" about being a mom. She doesn't wanna choose colors for the new baby's room or get any clothes cause it is too early in the pregnancy. For some odd reason she said, "I'm very Jewish that way. We don't do that." WTF? OK. Anyway, I know that Natalie will be naked MILF of the year in 2011 and if anyone disagrees with that you can talk to my lawyer.