Crossing the Blues
Kelly Pickler who used to be on Amreican Idol and stayed famous by teasing us Jennifer Love Hewitt style with her enormous rack is now married. Her and her husband are pictured to the left and he looks like all these other fuckers that marry chicks who are hot but like country music and hunting and all that shit so they marry the first redneck they see. If it meant catching a glimpse of Kelly's awesome hooters I would have douced my neck in red paint, baught a sleeveless camo shirt and hunting boots and starting talking with a Louisiana accent. This dude SERIOUSLY does not deserve Kelly Pickler.