Michael Douglas, who had been suffering with a cancer ridden tumor in his throat, is now healthy. This makes me happy cause anyone who gets to have sex with Catherine Zeta-Jones on a regular basis should have a healthy body so he can enjoy that sex. Dude is like 800 years old so I am sure the dude needs viagra to keep it up even when CZJ is waving her well manicured backyard in your face. God DAMNIT I wanna bang CZJ!