Crossing the Blues

David Arquette Is In Rehab

Posted by mista
David Arquette has officially lost what is probably not just the best poon he has ever had, but probably the best poon any man could wish for. This is Courtney Cox poon. Delectable and rare. Ever since he lost her he has been on a drinking binge and everyone around him hates him because he lost the only likable thing about him, a cool wife. Anyway, he saw the error of his ways and is now checking himself into rehab to try to dry out and possibly have another shot at the sacred Cox poon. That sounds odd but that's the facts folks.