Jewel is preggers which I guess is a good thing as long as the baby doesn't rip open her vagina with it's massive snaggletooth. I know it is mean to make fun of people before they are even born what what can I say? It is what I do. Anyway, I am not sure who this imbred hick is standing next to her in the picture but I am assuming it is her baby daddy. What's that you say? All I gotta do is pound beer and drive around in my pick em' up truck with a cowboy hat on to fuck chicks as hot as jewel? Done and done!