Crossing the Blues
Paris Hilton was awoken this morning by a psychopath banging on her windows armed with two butcher knives. You can not make this stuff up. She called the cops and they came out and took the dude away to the clink. Of course this is not a cut and dry homicide attempt so who knows how long he will actually go away to jail for. Sucks for Paris. I love Paris and unlike these other socialite cunts like Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian I actually care about Paris' well being. Be safe Paris.