Crossing the Blues
Not a super slow news day but slow enough to announce here that Alanis Morrisette is preggers. She married some douche this past may and apparently they were doing the wild thing on their honeymoon unless they decided to get married BECAUSE Alanis had a bun in the oven. Anyway, she is 36 meaning she will be 56 when the kid is 20 which makes her a VERY old mom. I doubt there will be anymore after this and I pray to God that she doesn't have a miscarriage because of her age. Anyway, I am happy for her.