Sometimes at night I sit awake at the foot on my bed on my knees and I pray that hot actresses that I wanna have a go at before they get married do not get married before I get my chance to score with them. I said that same prayer the other night and I woke up the next day to find out that Hilary Duff and some douche named Mike Comrie tied the knot. This sucks. This means unless he is abusive and obscene, I will never get the chance to have anal intercourse with a girl that I have wanted to have it with for so many years. Knowing her weird ass, they will decide to become young parents and then get divorced after pregnancy ruins her body and will make me desire her less. This is a shame.
Sometimes at night I sit awake at the foot on my bed on my knees and I pray that hot actresses that I wanna have a go at before they get married do not get married before I get my chance to score with them. I said that same prayer the other night and I woke up the next day to find out that Hilary Duff and some douche named Mike Comrie tied the knot. This sucks. This means unless he is abusive and obscene, I will never get the chance to have anal intercourse with a girl that I have wanted to have it with for so many years. Knowing her weird ass, they will decide to become young parents and then get divorced after pregnancy ruins her body and will make me desire her less. This is a shame.
