Booya! Sorry ice queen, Vince Vaughn found a younger
broad to bang. Vaughniston is officially dunzo. Their reps
came together to release a joint statement to People magazine
that they have mutually agreed to break off the relationship.
It seems that this break up came right on the tails of a
London tabloid that Vaughn was seen "canoodling" with
a young blonde. They did however go out of their way to
convince the public they were still an item, and are still
very much so into each other. It was a farce. This is like the
current war. "Oh yea there are WMD's, yea the intelligence is
correct." However in this relationship,they finally buckled
and owned up that they do not like each other. But it was
worth a try bullshitting us. This is a mutual agreement, but
I think it has something to do with Aniston not wanting to
date a guy whos next movie is Fred Claus. Anniston will
go on to star in The Coldest Ice Hearted Bitch On Earth.
A biography about herself.[Source]