Awe. How fake. Elisha Cuthbert is Paris Hilton's new best friend. Is that ever true? Does Paris Hilton ever have
actual best friends? I bet if Paris ever looked any of her pals in
the eye and aasked,"are you friends with me?" They would answer
"Oh yea Paris , I love how you,bring us to where the paparazzi are."
So this is her new buddy. I have no idea what she has to teach Elisha
but I am sure it has everything to do with how to mazimize tabloid
coverage, and not really improve you image at the same time. So send
in your votes now. What do you think will come of this alliance? Nipple
slip,upskirt,MySpace rants, or just general character defamation? I am
guessing all four. So in the next three days, I am guessing we will see
Elisha Cuthbert's nippy noos and hoo haa.So stay tuned.
