Look at this joint. Look at this swanky crib. Britney Spears has
taken a break,not really, from her crotch flashing outings and has
decided to dish out some dough for a new villa. More of a mansion, in
Beverly Hills of course.It took her a whole day to decide to purchase it.
A day for her is like three years in human time. Its 7,400 just barely
big enough to hold her. She's single and is never at home, I would assume
something like a condo. Either way she paid $7.2 million and it is
located on Summit Circle off Coldwater Canyon. OK now we just need
a residential address and I can start sending nude pictures. Probably
not in the benefit of her. "She told the sellers to get out right away."
Her rep says." So they oved to a hotel on Dec.12. Get out! What a bitch.
If she wanted me out right away I would glance at my checkbook and
say that the price just mysteriously jumped to $8.2 mil. My biggest
question. What is gonna happen to the Malibu home? Is that gonna go
to KFed? I mean, after being owned by Britney Spears, I am sure it can
sell for no less than $10 million. But after KFed having lived there, that
knocks it down to about $2 mil. She apparently liked all the ammenities
of the house, so she told the owners to just leave the furniture where it
was. "Britney liked the house just the way it was." Her reps say. "She
didn't wanna have to wait for new furniture." OK, theres another $1.2
mil right there. Britney has an honors doctorate in couch potatoism. She
has no time to actually buy furniture. It must be there when she arrives.
The up side. Britney is looking smoking hot now. She's sporting these
low cut jeans and she almost eliminated her gut. All of it. She's looking
like... a pop star. I am buying a plane ticket tomorrow to go and egg
her house. [ Source]
