I think I saw a trail of fire behind her when she entered the
set. Thats how smokin hot she was. When she sat down I saw
that glare in Ellen DeGenres' eyes that she wanted nothing more
but to bump cunts. Jessica Biel sat down and discussed her
current record for the longest dance entrance to The Ellen DeGenres
Show, and challenged Al Gore to beat it. She has a new movie
coming up. They showed a clip, a real life drama about soldiers
returning home from Iraq, and trying to adjust to everyday life.
But the creator is now on my bad side. She in the movie plays an
amputee. They mangled the beautiful Jessica Biel for the sake of the
big screen. To cut off one inch of this chick is a cinematic sin. They then
followed up with a game of Taboo. Not the type of Taboo Ellen wanted
to play with Jessica. Jessica Biel lost at the board game, but she won
at everything else. Oh yea, and she is giving alot of holiday money to
Colorado Animal Wildlife Sactuary. If you wanna donate, Google it.