TMZ has just learned that Lindsay Lohan pissed positive for one of her probation mandatory drug tests. This carries a penalty of 30 days in jail and I am pretty sure she will not get out early from "overcrowding". Her lawyer sucks balls so you know Shawn Chapman Holly will not get her out of this. LiLo is stating she didn't fail cause she is a fucked up cunt who is in denial but TMZ is saying their evidence is air tight. No court date has been set and I will update this post when more details come out. ::points and laughs @ LiLo::UPDATE: She popped positive for two drug tests. One for cocaine and the other for (at the time) an unknown drug. Both tests were taken within a short span of each other. TMZ
