Star magazine is reporting in their next issue that some floozy is banging Brad Pitt on a private jet while Angelina Jolie is off saving the world or something. Star already had a report that Ashton Kutcher was making out with some hottie while his butt ugly wife was sitting at home with the kids. I totally believe the Ashton story because I wouldn't fuck Demi Moore with a stolen dick. I also believe the Brad Pitt story by the way because you know that smug motherfucker wants some fresh tail after hitting Angelina's bony ass for that past several years. Star is starting to turn into a real tabloid again. Reporting possibly false but very believable stories. I wish I had "anonymous sources" and fuckers blowing up my e-mail box with tips and what not but I have to make due with what I have. Now I just need this cunt who jumped Brad Pitts bones to come to me for an "exclusive" interview. Oh yea, and so I can break my dick off in her ass. That too.
Star magazine is reporting in their next issue that some floozy is banging Brad Pitt on a private jet while Angelina Jolie is off saving the world or something. Star already had a report that Ashton Kutcher was making out with some hottie while his butt ugly wife was sitting at home with the kids. I totally believe the Ashton story because I wouldn't fuck Demi Moore with a stolen dick. I also believe the Brad Pitt story by the way because you know that smug motherfucker wants some fresh tail after hitting Angelina's bony ass for that past several years. Star is starting to turn into a real tabloid again. Reporting possibly false but very believable stories. I wish I had "anonymous sources" and fuckers blowing up my e-mail box with tips and what not but I have to make due with what I have. Now I just need this cunt who jumped Brad Pitts bones to come to me for an "exclusive" interview. Oh yea, and so I can break my dick off in her ass. That too.
