LOLOLOLOL. As all of us have known for weeks is that Lindsay Lohan was going to go back to jail for a violation of her probation. The violation was testing positive for cocaine and because the LA DA is so fucked up, they didn't charge her for testing positive for Adderall. Anyway, TMZ speculated yesterday that Lindsay would get bail because the violation of probation was a misdemeanor and she would be booked, make bail and then be released within hours of her arrest. And then even if she was convicted in court over a month later, she would be booked and then released because of "overcrowding" (a.k.a. the bitch is famous).Anyway, in a surprise decision by judge Eldin Fox, LiLo was denied bail and was taken into custody and will remain there until October 22. LMAO. Michael Lohan had some shit to say to the press as he always does but the audio/video was all kinds of fucked up so I missed about half of what he said but I think he was high because he was kind of going off on a rant. In case you didn't know, I am totally team Michael. He is the only sane person in the Lohan family and needs to step up his game to get through to his daughter. LiLo basically hates his guts because he is serious all the time and that shit is a buzzkill. Once she gets sober, she may want to have something to do with him but I am still unsure on that. I will update this post when more shit goes down but that is about all of Friday's morning tabloids wrapped up in a neat little package.
LOLOLOLOL. As all of us have known for weeks is that Lindsay Lohan was going to go back to jail for a violation of her probation. The violation was testing positive for cocaine and because the LA DA is so fucked up, they didn't charge her for testing positive for Adderall. Anyway, TMZ speculated yesterday that Lindsay would get bail because the violation of probation was a misdemeanor and she would be booked, make bail and then be released within hours of her arrest. And then even if she was convicted in court over a month later, she would be booked and then released because of "overcrowding" (a.k.a. the bitch is famous).Anyway, in a surprise decision by judge Eldin Fox, LiLo was denied bail and was taken into custody and will remain there until October 22. LMAO. Michael Lohan had some shit to say to the press as he always does but the audio/video was all kinds of fucked up so I missed about half of what he said but I think he was high because he was kind of going off on a rant. In case you didn't know, I am totally team Michael. He is the only sane person in the Lohan family and needs to step up his game to get through to his daughter. LiLo basically hates his guts because he is serious all the time and that shit is a buzzkill. Once she gets sober, she may want to have something to do with him but I am still unsure on that. I will update this post when more shit goes down but that is about all of Friday's morning tabloids wrapped up in a neat little package.
