Crossing the Blues
Kim Kardashian was dating some douchebag and they broke up blah,blah. The important news is that she is single again and that means there is really nothing stopping her from Tweeting bikini pics of herself. She could be a real attention whore and Tweet naked pics of herself but I doubt she will do that because she is already pissed that Playboy released a few older nude pics of her. Anyway, I could use this opportunity to buy a plane ticket to California and try to get on that shit myself but she is way to botoxy and superficialy for me. Besides I like my girls with a tight, firm butt. Not a 65 inch monstrosity that only makes me think of big poop.