Crossing the Blues
Almost immediately after getting off the hook for possession of cocaine, now because it was such a small amount but because she was Paris Hilton, she hoped on a private jet and went to Japan to whore her hand bags or perfume or some shit. As soon as she landed, she was detained and Japan basically said they didn't want to have anything to do with her because she is a cokehead. This has to be embarassing for Paris but it is even funnier when you follow Paris on Twitter (@ParisHilton) and see when she tweets about how excited she is to go to Japan and then a few hours later there are reports that she is being detained by their government.