Since Friday Lindsay Lohan tried to get a new lawyer that looks like an oompa loompa with all the fake tan shit that he wears. Anyway, the judge said that Lindsay has to retain her original lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, and can not get a new one. As you know, Holley has no interest in working with Lindsay on an appeal so it looks like she is going to go to jail. Even if she wanted to hire the dude with the orange face, she couldn't because as we all know from following LiLo over the years, she is dead broke. Also she might be bumpin' cunts again with Samantha Ronson but since she is one of the ugliest chicks in the world, I will try to keep that visual from entering into my mind. Opps! Too Late! ::pukes::
Since Friday Lindsay Lohan tried to get a new lawyer that looks like an oompa loompa with all the fake tan shit that he wears. Anyway, the judge said that Lindsay has to retain her original lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, and can not get a new one. As you know, Holley has no interest in working with Lindsay on an appeal so it looks like she is going to go to jail. Even if she wanted to hire the dude with the orange face, she couldn't because as we all know from following LiLo over the years, she is dead broke. Also she might be bumpin' cunts again with Samantha Ronson but since she is one of the ugliest chicks in the world, I will try to keep that visual from entering into my mind. Opps! Too Late! ::pukes::
