Crossing the Blues

Apparently Keira Knightly's hideous twin sister has become
friends with Lindsay Lohan. Its not Keira's actual sister, just
a terrible clone gone arye. Rumor Willis has been seen hob
nobbing around town with Lindsay Lohan these past few
weeks in an attempt to be the "it" girl. Of course to become
that they usually have to be attractive, good fashion sense,
some sort of popular career, and lots of money. I am assuming
she has money. But she doesn't have looks,fashion sense, or
any type of career that I am aware of. What does she expect
from Hollywood? "Oh, you want to be in my movie? I
remember, you're Lindsay Lohan's little friend,the roles yours.

This girl isn't gonna win the likes of America by toting
around Tinsletown doin blow with Lindsay Lohan. And I
apologize for posting this dogs picture on my site.