Celebrity News: April 2008

This is the grossest news I have heard in a long time. Jimi Hendrix apparently
banged 2 brunettes in 1968 and video taped it. Vivid will be releasing it this year.
A rock and roll collector apparently found the sex tape just weeks ago and now
it is open for the public to view it at their leisure. Why anyone would want to
see Jimi ina sex tape is beyond me. I am just crossing my fingers that the other
2 girls in the video are hot. Otherwise this will become the lowest selling sex
tape of all time. And rightfully so. OK Im dont, I am going to go puke now.

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Miley Cyrus Is Very VERY Controversial

Posted by mista

Hot damn! I love it when these little starlets implode right in front of ouur eyes.
Right now Miley Cyrus is apologizing to her fans after the photos for Vanity Fair
were released featuring her wearing nothing but a towel. There was another pic
with her and her father Billy Ray Cyrus posed together but I think that was a
little creepy. It wouldn't surprise me at all if I find out tomorrow that Billy has
been porking his daughter all along. But that is not todays top story. Todays
top story is the leaked Miley Cyrus picture posing topless in front of one of her
friends cameras. You can also see a little bit of underwear in there too. As of now
I cannot get an uncensored version of this pic because I lifted it off of Egotastic
and they will not show 15 year olds nude on their site. I am different. I could
care less about the "laws" and if I find an uncensored version of this pic I will
come back and update it on this post. Don't worry your pretty little heads readers
I will not be kicked off the internet. As for what Disney has to say about these more
explicit topless pics I do not know. I don't even know if they knoew about them.
But I tell you this. Last week I predicted that even more raunchy pics were going
to come out and I also predicted that Miley Cyrus will become the youngest celebrity
to ever be featured in Playboy. And I stand by my prediction.

Update: Now with uncensored action. I know I am a sicko. But this is tabloids baby!

Amy Winehouse Has Been Arrested

Posted by mista

Thats right. Amy Winehouse has been arrested. I know what most of you
are thinking. Its about time. The Holburn police has just arrested Amy. Which
is somewhere in Scotland Yard which is in England or some European shit hole.
Now TMZ is reporting that she will be released within the hour. But if we are
lucky they will keep her until she detoxes. Which in her case will probably take
a couple of months. The arrest is for an alleged headbutt to some dude in London.
I do not see how this does not happen more often. I mean she is constantly stoned
and yea. You get it. So to wrap it up she may or ay not be getting out of jail today
but I will not be writing about because to be honest I could give a flying shit
about this girl. She has been in the news for years and I have yet to hear an
Amy Winehouse song. So there.

Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Gossip |

O.J. May Be The Next Celebrity Apprentice

Posted by mista

Mmmmm. Nothing much this Thursday. Other than O.J. Simpson famous for
stabbing his ex wife to death thinks he would make a good apprentice on The
Celebrity Apprentice. Of course if he was to do this he would have to give all
of his earnings during the show to a charity of his choice. Which charity that will
be I do not know. But I am sure as soon as he announces the charity they will
go out of their way to distance themselves from The Juice. And more than likely
just to keep ratings up and to make the other contestants feel safe Donald Trump
will fire him in the first week. Of course I do not actually buy the whole "all your
earnings go to charity" thing. Because all the people that were on the last celebrity
apprentice were all D-Listers and probably needed some bank. After you win
I am sure all the winnings you get from Trump is yours. Of course if O.J. does
win all the cash would go directly to the Goldmans. Some of O.J.'s money oddly
enough cannot be touched by the Goldmans. Such as his NFL pension. Keep your
eyes open people. If O.J. goes to The Celebrity Appretice it will be the highest rated
show on television.

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Ali Lohan Will Follow In Her Sisters Footsteps

Posted by mista

It seems that the smallest offspring of the Lohan brood will be making her
big-screen debut with a movie called Mostly Ghostly. Eck, I could care less.
Whats wild about this whole thing is she will be playing a high school senior
when in real life she is only 14 years old. How can she pull that off? I guess
we will find out when the movie hits theatres. I gotta say she is not nearly
as attractive as her older sister. And probably isn't nearly as screwed up.
But give her time. Like all child stars including Lindsay Lohan, she will end
up blowing guys for coke and binging on alcohol like there is no tomorrow.
So good luck Ali.

Ali Lohan, Celebrity Gossip |

Miley Cyrus Is Very Naughty

Posted by mista

And this isn't the first time she has been naughty either. Last January pics
surfaced featuring Miley Cyrus in her underwear. Now don't get me wrong
this isn't just an open opportunity to post seductive jail bait pictures on my
site. No no. This is just ironic that the squeaky clean Disney queen Miley Cyrus
is constantly showing her naughty side on her personal camera. I think it is
the best. But who am I to judge. From the looks of these pics, particularly
the one which she is posed with a guy holding her tells me that she is in
fact sexually active. Which is good news for those of you who have a little
widget on your site that counts down the days and even seconds until Miley
turns 18. Shes is a few years off now. I love the pic of her pulling down her
top to reveal her bra. I am taking bets now. I will bet anything that she
will be caught with an underground sex tape and-or pose for Playboy once
she hits her upper teens. E-mail me for a dollar bet. Good luck Miley!
Source

Celebrity Gossip, Miley Cyrus |

The Next D-List Reality Show Is In The Works

Posted by mista

I don't know about you, but I personally love D-Listers. Especially Heidi Montag

and Spencer Pratt. They have absolutely zero talent and won't get the fuck out

of the way of the paparazzi. So here they are, trying to generate a spin-off of

MTV's The Hills into their own reality tv show. It was described as a cross between

The Hills and Newlyweds. Not only that, but Heidi is actually making some bank

on the side. She has a new clothing line out called Heidiwood. Which is hiseous of

course. But then again I don't wear girls clothes and could give a flying shit about

fashion. Anyway a spy was at Kobe night club overhearing Spencer pitch the show

to MTV producers. " I want the world to see the real Heidi and Spencer," he was

overheard saying. He also wants this entire thing to revolve around their apparent

future wedding. The source also says, " suggesting the show go through the whole

lead up to the wedding... finding a wedding planner, hunting for a dress designer,

and all the drama that would be part of their wedding plans." I gotta say. This sounds

alot like Tori Spelling's Inn Love. Very D-List. And I love it. I haven't habitually

watched MTV since I was a teenager. But if this show goes through they can

definately bet on my ratings. Hell I may even update this site with changes in the

show. Well maybe I won't go that far.

Celebrity Gossip, Heidi Montag |

Katie Holmes Is Moving To New York

Posted by mista

Finally Katie Holmes will be out from under the reign of Tom Cruise. It
is about time. As of now Katie is contemplating moving to New York for
Broadway. But of course, Tom Doesn't want her to go. You can read more
about it here , but here is a quote anyway. " She desperately needs to be
on her own for a while, but there is no way Tom is going to let her take
Suri away," an insider tells Star. " Theres no way he'll allow it. He just
doesn't want Katie-or Suri- out of his sight for long. He told her that if she
goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her." What a psychopath. But this
all doesn't really matter. No matter how many blogs write about it, no
matter ow many tabloid magazines complain about it, Tom Cruise will
still keep a choking leash on Katie Holmes until they finally get divorced
which will likely never happen. So there.

Celebrity Gossip, Katie Holmes |

Ashlee Simpson Is Having A Media Baby

Posted by mista

On TRL she kinda sorta denied she

is pregnant.

[ The Blemish ]

Jessica Alba has enormous pregnancy

ta-tas.

[ Egotastic ]

Sly Stallone reports for jury duty.

[ Geno's World ]

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are

"the real thing." Yea right.

[ Daily Stab ]

Amy Winehouse is the worst babysitter

in the world.

[ Fatback Media ]

Britney Spears' ass?

[ Jooksed ]

Kim Kardashian turns the tables

on the paparazzi.

[ Stickman Steve ]

Even more Ashlee Simpson pregnancy

rumors.

[ Seriously?OMG!WTF? ]

Paris Hilton has an enormous ass

goiter.

[ City Rag ]

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Paris Says Kim Kardashians Ass Is Like "Cottage Cheese"

Posted by mista

Not much going on today. Except that Paris Hilton called in to a radio show

to call one of her BFF's ass "cottage cheese stuffed in a trash bag" and to call

Jessica Simpson too busty. Paris called in Morning Zoo KLUC-FM to say

these things. What the original purpose of the call was I don't know. I can't

imagine she has more shit to whore out to the innocent public. This is about

all there is to write about today. I could write a retraction of the Ashlee Simpson

pregnancy story, now that Pete Wentz denies it. But he decided his source for

debunking the rumor to be MTV. If he would have chosen a better source I

may have said something. But I just did say something. Damn it!

Celebrity Gossip, Paris Hilton |

Ashlee Simpson Is Knocked Up

Posted by mista

Well that didn't take long. After announcing her engagement to Pete Wentz
last Wednesday, sources are telling Us that Ashley Simpson is indeed pregnant.
Her reps had no comment on the subject however. I want to hear what Jessica
Simpson has to say nad I am also looking forward to see what her father has
to say. More than likely the dad will opt for abortion. Thats the thing about
sister. When the little sister gets married and has a kid before the older sister,
it has got to make the older sister feel like shit. I'll keep you up to date on this,
reguarding her confirming the pregnancy and what Jess has to say about it.
I'll say one thing for now. If Ashlee Simpson is pregnant she must have just
gotten pregnant because I am not seeing a baby bump yet. More later.

Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Gossip |

More Mila Kunis!

Posted by mista

It wasn't until a few days ago that I heard from Mila Kunis. Before that I
hadn't heard from her in months maybe even years. I honestly beleive the
paparazzi and the tabloids should spend ALOT more time talking about this
chick. She is smokin hot and has loads of talent. I just don't ever see her in
anything. Here she is showing up to the Forgetting Sarah Marshall movie
premiere. Maybe she is in the movie. That would be great. I am going to
go see it reguardless because it is made by the same people who made 40
Year Old Virgin and Superbad. And those movies rock. So I am crossing
my fingers that Mila Kunis is in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and hopefully she
has a nude scene. Fingers crossed people!

Celebrity Gossip, Mila Kunis |

Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson Are Engaged

Posted by mista

Damnit. Damnit bloody damnit. There goes all my chances of seducing Ashlee

Simpson and making her my sex slave. Ashlee Simpson announced yesturday

on friendsorenemies.com that she is indeed engaged to Pete Wentz. Now

usualy I ask "wheres the ring?" But I already know the answer to that one.

Pete Wentz can't afford one. I mean he tours with whatever the hell the name

of his band is, I think Fallout Boys. Which is a gay name. And I am sure his

biggest gig was the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. So I am not surprised that

he does not have enough stratch to get Ashlee a genuine ring. I gotta say,

this guy did OK. I mean Ashlee Simpson has been for a long time the hot

sister of the Simpson sisters. And since her nose job has been probably one

of the most cherished peices of ass in Hollywoof for quite a while. To quote

Ashlee and douchebag. " We know there has been alot of speculation recently

about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because

you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged.

Thank you for all of your support and well wishes- it means the world to us.

We consider this to be a very private matter, but we wanted you to hear it

straight from us." Aww, how sweet. Puke! OK I have to wrap up this post

because I am gagging right now.

Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Gossip |

Barron Hilton Is A Retard By Blood

Posted by mista

Which is no surprise to me.

[ The Blemish ]

Audrina Patridge just keeps getting

hotter.

[ Fatback Media ]

Britney Spears' daddy lets her drive

like a big girl.

[ Celebrity Puke ]

Beyonce may be pregnant but I

doubt she is married.

[ Daily Stab ]

Miley Cyrus is trying to become

less snaggletoothed.

[ Geno's World ]

Mila Kunis. For once Mila Kunis.

[ Egotastic ]

American Idol cares. How pathetic.

[ Give Me My Remote ]

Jessica Simpson is bringing sex

appeal back.

[ Popoholic ]

WWE divas naked. You decide

whos best.

[ City Rag ]

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Pete Doherty Has Been Sentenced To 3 1/2 Months In Jail

Posted by mista

It seems to be that Pete Doherty's life has taken a turn for the worst and the
best. The bad news is Pete Doherty has been sentenced to 3 1/2 months in
jail. The good news is Pete Doherty has been sentenced to 3 1/2 months in
jail. This will give him an opportunity to get sober. What really sucks is that
all that time he could have spent banging Kate Moss. I am not sure if they are
still together but it doesn't really matter. I don't see why anyone, ANYONE
would waste their time using drugs and being self destructive when they had
a peice of ass to come back to night after night. The charges themselves were
that he violated probation. Of course this was for drugs but his record company
and other sources are not stating what exactly it was that he did to violate
probation. But it was drugs. Trust me.

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The Spears Family Did Not Celebrate Jamie Lynns Birthday

Posted by mista

What a fucking jip. Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant and ce;ebrated her 17th
birthday party ALONE! She ate dinner with that douchebag Casey Aldridge
at Ruby Tuesday. In all her Hollister glory. What a b-lister. Meanwhile, the
Spears parents partied with Britney in Brentwood. The guest list included
Jamie Spears, Lynn Spears and Bryan Spears. I have no idea why they
decided to ditch Jamie Lynn who is pregnant by the way. But in light of
all this we can all still collectively laugh at Britney Spears to still have to
rely on daddy for her own money. What they have in the works I do not
know. Maybe another unfunny tv appearence? Maybe a cd that isn't
dedicated to her own mental problems? Maybe finally pulling the plug
on all of K-Feds alimony glory? Who knows. But it is fun to speculate.

Celebrity Gossip, Jamie Lynn Spears |

Greasy Crotch

Posted by mista

Well, yesturday I gave Jason Davis 15 minutes of fame and now I am going to
give away another 15 minutes to his brother Brandon Davis. A.k.a Greasy Bear.
When the paparazzi were tormenting him he called one photog a nigger. When
he was then followed to Villa, one photog asked how his brother Jason lost all
his weight? Which he responded to by saying "How did you become a fucking
little paparazzi faggot?" I thought that was hysterical. There is nothing funny
about racism, but sometimes it can be comical. Check out the video above to
ger the entire scoop. Enjoy.

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Gummi Bear Has Lost Some Weight

Posted by mista

Here we have Gummi Bear. A very non-elusive creature. Not many people know
much about Gummi Bear, other than his name is Jason Davis and is an heir to
an insanely rich oil barron. This dude is on TMZ all the time, but he doesn't get
much attention from other entertainment bloggers. Therefore, I am giving him
his 15 minutes of fame. There is one thing you may notice right away from the
picture posted above. That guy lost some weight. Its true, but he more than
likely didn't lose it from Jenny Craig or Nutrisystem. Seeing that he got busted
less than a month ago with heroin, more than likely that is how he shedded the
pounds. If you like Gummi Bear you can see him all the time, almost daily on TMZ.
But don't expect there to be an actual story to go with it. He doesn't do much.
He just drinks lattes , shows up to where ever the paparazzi may be camped out,
and oh yes, uses heroin frequently. See ya in the tabloids Gummi.

Celebrity Gossip |

A Dita Von Teese Porno?

Posted by mista

God I hope so.
[ The Blemish ]

Gisele Bundchen is cheeky.
[ Egotastic ]

Heidi Montag is supporting
John McCain. Can this girl
get any stupider?
[ Fatback Media ]

Shakira may have a sex
tape.
[ Geno's World ]

The Britney Spears' paparazzi
frenzy continues.
[ Daily Stab ]

Fuck you too Usher.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Your selfless cleavage shot
of the day!
[ News Toob ]

Monica Cruz is officially the
hotter sister.
[ Popoholic ]

All of the American Idols
performed Dolly Parton
songs last night. I am a
saddist so I only tune in
to the elimination.
[ Popsugar ]

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