Paris Hilton is a cunt.
[Egotastic]
Britney reinvents her
ugliness.[DListed]
Jessica Simpson hires
an eDick.
[IDLYITW]
Denise Richards
attacks people with
labtops.
[Defamer]
Cameron Diaz to
get plastic surgery
on her perfect nose.
[ Celebrity Nation]
Christina Aguilera to
bring her sleazefest
to your hometown.
[ Hollywood Tuna]
Alicia Keys makes beleive
she is important.
[ Popsugar]
Brian Austin Green
has the hottest fiance
in Hollywood.
[ A Socialite's Life]
Salma Hayek has the
best breasts in Hollywood.
[ Popoholic]
