David Letterman marrie dprobably one of the ugliest women in America. But
since he is one of the ugliest guys in America, that is ok. He actually made a
pretty funny top 10 list as to why he married the woman he married. It goes
as follows...
10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I'm gonna catch Larry King, I'd better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty's, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you're my age and look like I do, if someone says they'll marry you, you do it.
5. Don't have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we'd get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.
So there you have it. At the very least I hope she gold digs his ass for everything
he is worth.
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