Chris Brown is a suave motherfucker. Suave enough to handle things with his fists.
The L.A. police don't think he is very suave at all and actually think he's a little
bitch. I can honestly say they are not alone in this opinion. Since they think so
little of him, they are charging him with 2 felonies. The two charges are felony
assault and making criminal threats. This is in reference to him yelling " I am
gonna kill you," to Rihanna as he beat the crap out of her. A spokesperson for
the D.A. said Chris could face up to 4 years and 8 months in the clink. I just wish
Rihanna was pressing charges to make this shit stick. We will see. Go D.A.!
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